Copy Pastas

If you dont know what a copypasta is i dont think you should look at this page if someone pastas it it goes on here mk

Blue-balls
Men really do get “blue-balls.” Technically called “prostatic congestion,” the achiness in the testicles is caused by “trapped” blood. You know th Men really do get “blue-balls.” Technically called “prostatic congestion,” the achiness in the testicles is caused by “trapped” blood. You know that crap he lays on you about orgasms being the only way to relieve it? He’s right. But not so fast, trampolina. So is your doctor—the one who says a warm shower or aspirin will also do the trick. at crap he lays on you about orgasms being the only way to relieve it? He’s right. But not so fast, trampolina. So is your doctor—the one who says a warm shower or aspirin will also do the trick.

Riku in anime style?
ok whats going on because this character is named riku and i thought it was the kingdom hearts character then i saw it was getting reblogged by swagioh people so i thought it was a yugioh character then i saw this picture and that looks like riku in anime style? but with weird hiar? wtf

Excuse me?
Excuse me? X follows me. I think you should reconsider what you’re saying here. This is what happens when you give Y a computor.

How it started:
this one time someone tried to justify their argument by saying a popular user follows them during the URL shit-storm of 2013.

Why is this a copypasta?
Please look at the aboslute faulty reasoning with this statement, look me in the eye, and tell me they didnt see this coming.

The wrong X
u messed with the wrong X

How it happened:

Reportedly during a skype chat, when a girlfriend private messaged someone after making a joke of fondling with her partner. Keyword: JOKE. It gave birth to YOU MESSED WITH THE WRONG NEIGHBOR on a lonely night with HOW DO YOU SPELL NEYBOUR?